Life before I understood Murphy's law

If it's mine it's mine,
if it's yours it's mine,
if I like it is mine,
if I can take it from you it is mine,
if I am playing with something ALL of the pieces are mine,
if I think it is mine it is,
if I saw it first it's mine,
if I had it then put it down it is still mine,
if you had it then you put it down it is now mine,
if it looks like the one I have at home it is mine,
if it is broken it is yours.

Prem between Dukkar and kombdi

डुक्कर आणि कोंबडी एकमेकांच्या प्रेमात पडतात.एक दिवस ते दोघेजण रंगात येतात आणि एकमेकांच चुंबन घेतात.
दुसरया दिवशी डुकर मरते, "बर्ड फ्लू" मुळे.
आणि कोबडी मरते "स्वाइन् फ्लू" मुळे.
यालाच म्हणतात "अजब प्रेम की गजब कहानी"