Ctrl+ Alt+ Del - By Dr. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

completing 5 years of IT exp on 4th Dec'2008

I am very glad to announce that i am completing 5 years of IT experience...!!!
Its a very special moment for me....!!!

Dasvidhaniya...the heart touching story....!!!

Dasvidhaniya....
This movie is amazing, as it clearly depicts true life. The similar kind of story can happen to any inviduals. Vinay Pathak is amazing. His acting after Bheja Fry become more and more better, I am damn sure he is going to win Best actor award of year 2008....

Thanks to Vinay pathak again...!! cheeers..!!!

What Koshta/Koshti actually means?

Wat Koshta/Koshti actually means, I M Describing
Koshta/Koshti is the modified name of KUSHTHA which signifies addition of two words KUSH and THA .....

KUSH= Kushwanshi/kushwaha (related to the Ram chandra's son Vansha)
THA = Thakur means Kshyatriya / Rajpoot (Brave Persons)

KUSH+THA= KUSHTHA/KOSHTA/KOSHTI
So basically ram chandra ji is our Vanshaj.....

You all are requested to say the same thing to oters Because really we are High Class Hindu Kshyatriya....

and all the persons of the world must know this FACT....

list of hotels i visited so far

The list of hotels i visited so far in Hyderabad....!!!
1) Ohri's Jiva
2) Ohri's Banjara
3) Minerava
4) 99' Dosa's
5) Taj Krishna
6) ITC Kartiya
9) Pot Pourri
10) Seven Heaven
11) Angethi
12) Sahib sindh Sultan
13) Ginger court
14) Haveli
15) Club 8
16) Maalgudi
17) Bombay vihaar
18) Rajdhaani
19) Kasaani GR
20) Chillis
21) Utsav
22) Paradise
23) Bowls -O- china

finally e7 @ moto...!!!

i become e7 effective from 13th Nov, its really tough to get this position after a 2 month struggle. now feels very much happy after a lots of compromises..!!! but its a part of life,cant escape..Lets see how it goes..!!

11 ways to be a happy employee

Let's look at what might make an employee unhappy.

Unfair rewards and recognition
Office politics
Un-cooperative team
Unreasonable boss
Insufficient compensation
Constant threat to job security
Lack of responsibility in the current job
No clear career path
Seating location
Lack of basic facilities at workplace

1. Plan your week on Sunday night
Look at your work calendar and plan your week on Sunday night or Monday morning. This would include important meetings, deliverables, a brief summary of things that are pending from last week and any tasks to be achieved during the week. Though this might look like a time management tip, at the end of the week, on Friday night when you re-visit what you have achieved over the last five days, the satisfaction is immense.

2. Undertake activities that you are passionate about even though it might not be in your job profile
Start an initiative that you would love to do irrespective of whether it is required for you to do or not.

Send a daily newsletter to your team on the topics that most of them will be interested.
Do a presentation on the topic that you are passionate about.
Organise a small sports event for your team.
Call everyone in your team for a team coffee, breakfast or lunch break
Appreciate colleagues in your team or in a cross-functional team who did a great job
Write a poem on your team's achievements
Arrange a potluck lunch
3. Do not indulge in the blame game
If something goes wrong do not blame others blindly. If you commit a mistake, do not hesitate to accept it. As Gauthama Buddha said, there are three things we can't hide for long: the sun, earth and the truth. Accepting your mistake gracefully will only make you look like a true professional and also give you the satisfaction of not cheating.

4. Communicate more often in person
Utilise all the opportunities where you can speak to an individual in person rather than e-mail or phone. But be aware of the other person's time and availability. Listening to a positive answer from a person will give you more happiness than if it is done over the phone or via e-mail.

5. Know what is happening at your workplace
Will this make a person happy? Truly, yes! Imagine a cricket team that doesn't know how many runs to score to win a match? More than losing the game, the player will never be interested or motivated to play well.

Attend all meetings that are addressed by the CEO to your immediate manager to know what is going to happen around you. It could be the company's growth plan or your department's next big project. Jack Welch mentions in his book Winning "every employee, not just the senior people, should know how a company is doing."

You will also get an extra edge if you are in a position to answer queries raised by your peers or juniors. This is not just for the good reasons, but bad reasons as well. You do not want to be the last employee to know if your company is laying off employees (in the worst case, if you are the one who is on that list).

6. Participate in organisation-level activities
This could be as simple as spending one weekend for a corporate social responsibility activity or attending a recruitment drive to help your HR team or arranging a technical/sports event at the organisational level. Most of these events will be successful as people do come on their own to contribute.

7. Have a hobby that keeps you busy and happy
Many people say their hobby is watching TV or listening to music or reading the newspaper. These aren't hobbies, they are just ways of passing the time. Some hobbies are evergreen and will keep you evergreen as well: dancing, painting, writing short stories, poems, blogs and sharing your experiences.

8. Take up a sport
While choosing a sport make sure that there is physical activity. There is the danger of becoming addicted to sports where there is less physical activity (like computer games, chess, cards etc). Physical activity keeps a person healthy and happy. If you pick up one sport well, you can represent your organisation in corporate sports event too.

9. Keep yourself away from office politics
Politics, as a practice, whatever its profession, has always been the systematic organization of hatreds. -- Henry Brooks Adams

Politics is everywhere and the office is no exception. Playing politics might be beneficial but only for the short term. So the best thing to do is play fair.

10. Wish and smile
More often than not, there are fair chances that the other person will smile back. This could be your security guard at the gate, your receptionist, your office boy, your CEO or your manager -- never forget to wish them and smile.

11. Volunteer for some activity

"The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he is capable of receiving." � Albert Einstein

Do at least one activity without expecting anything in return. There is no set frequency for this. This could be once in a day or once in a week or thrice in a week. It could be as simple as making tea at the office for your colleague, helping a colleague who is working in another department by using your skills, dropping your colleague at his door step in your car, going to your manager or colleague to ask if there is any help you can extend, contributing to technical or knowledge management communities in your organisation etc.

Memory leak..a BIG searchout..!!!

Finding memory Leak:
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1) remove references to the short-lived objects from long-lived objects like Java collections
2) reuse objects where possible. It is cheaper to recycle objects than creating new objects each time
3) use mutable StringBuffer/StringBuilder classes instead of immutable String objects in computation expensive loops
4) static factory methods
5) Creating and destroying objects occupies a
significant chunk of the JVM's time. Wherever possible, you should look for ways to minimize the number of
objects created in your code
6) Use ArrayLists, HashMap etc as opposed to Vector, Hashtable etc where possible. This is because the
methods in ArrayList, HashMap etc are not synchronized . Even better is to
use just arrays where possible.
7) Set the initial capacity of a collection (e.g. ArrayList, HashMap etc) and StringBuffer/StringBuilder
appropriately. This is because these classes must grow periodically to accommodate new elements. So,
if you have a very large ArrayList or a StringBuffer, and you know the size in advance then you can speed
things up by setting the initial size appropriately
8) Minimize the use of casting or runtime type checking like instanceof in frequently executed methods or
in loops. The “casting” and “instanceof” checks for a class marked as final will be faster. Using
“instanceof” construct is not only ugly but also unmaintainable.
9) Do not compute constants inside a large loop. Compute them outside the loop. For applets compute it in
the init() method. Avoid nested loops (i.e. a “for” loop within another “for” loop etc) where applicable and
make use of a Collection class as discussed
10) Avoid using System.out.println and use logging frameworks like Log4J etc, which uses I/O buffers

मैत्री असावी अशी...

मैत्री असावी अशी...
मैत्रीसारखीहसत राहणारी..
हसवत राहणारी...
संकटकाळी हात देणारी...
आनंदी समयी साद घालणारी...
मनाची कवाडे उघडून डोकावणारी...
काहीं गुपितांचे राखण करणारी...
मन मोकळे करुन सारं सांगणारी...
सांगता सांगता मोहीत करणारी...
कधी कुणाला न लुटणारी...
चांगल्याच कौतुक करणारी...
तितकीच चूका दाखविणारी...
शूध्द सोन्याप्रमाणे चम चम चमकणारी..

somewhat fundu:-)

i fear that i will always be
a lonely number like root 3
a 3 is all that's good and right
why must my 3 keep out of sight
beneath a vicious square root sign
i wish instead i were a 9
for 9 could thwart this evil trick
with just some quick arithmetic
i know i'll never see the sun
as 1.7321
such is my reality
a sad irrationality
when hark! what is this i see
another square root of a 3
has quietly come waltzing by
together now we multiply
to form a number we prefer
rejoicing as an integer
we break free from our mortal bonds
and with a wave of magic wands
our square root signs become unglued
and love for me has been renewed.


where's my square root 3??

138 Different things which make you known as a Mumbaikar

You know you are from Mumbai (Bombay) when
1. You say "town " and expect everyone to know that*this means south of Churchgate.
2 You speak in a dialect of Hindi called 'Bambaiya Hindi', which only Bombayites can understand.
3. Your door has more than three locks.
4. Rs 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
5. Train timings (9.27, 10.49 etc) are really important events of life.
6. You spend more time each month traveling than you spend at home.
7. You call an 8' x 10' clustered room a Hall.
8. You're paying Rs 10,000 for a 1 room flat, the size of walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."
9. You have the following sets of friend: school friends, college friends, neighborhood friends, office friends and yes, train friends, a species unique only in Bombay.
10. Cabbies and bus conductors think you are from Mars if you call the roads by their Indian name, they are more familiar with Warden Road,20Peddar Road, Altamount Road.
11. Stock market quotes are the only other thing besides cricket which you follow passionately.
12. The first thing that you read in the Times of India is the "Bombay Times" supplement.
13. You take fashion seriously. You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
14. Hookers, beggars and the homeless are invisible.
15. You compare Bombay to New York's Manhattan instead of any other cities of India.
16. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
17. You insist on calling CST as VT, and Sahar and Santacruz airports instead of Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport.
18. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
19. Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.
20. Being truly alone makes you nervous.
21. You love wading through knee deep mucky water in the monsoons, and actually call it ''romantic'.
22. Only in Bombay , you would get Chinese Dosa and Jain Chicken.
23. You always argue with Delhites than Mumbai is way better than Delhi
24. You still refer to the city as Bombay not Mumbai. (credit Opher Moses 24,25,26)
25. When you love bragging about the filmstars and cricketers you've seen
26. When most of your friends have underworld connections
27. Every three months you look at your street and say "Why're the digging the road again?"
28. "Change" is "Chillar", " Ditching" is a "Kalti" and "Trouble" is "Jhol".
29. "Gheun Tak" is your life ideology.
30. You have been shoo'd away from Marine Drive at 3am by the cops because of an "Unlawful gathering of persons"
31. You actually pay for your rickshaws by the meter.
32. You actually think 30Rs for a Sada Dosa is pretty reasonable.
33. when you spent 6 hours of your day in school and another 3 hours in tuitions.
34. if you ever went to fashion street, got a pair of cheap jeans and had them tagged as a name brand.
35. if you played cricket matches against another building for 5 rupee bets.
36. if you lost tons of MRF rubber balls.
37. when u call cops ;kaka' and they let u go if u show of your Marathi speaking skills
38. Amitabh Bachchan's house is a landmark
39. You have been to Matheran or Mahabaleshwar during the summer vacations
40. You see men (not gay apparently) holding hands and walking in the street.
41. The note to coin changing machine at Churchgate station is idolized.
42. During cricket season all the roads are blocked because people in the streets are looking at television screens in display windows.
43. Automatic vending machines have a sales person sitting next to it just to help you.
44. There are more movie tickets being sold in black than at the ticket office.
45. It takes longer to get off from your house to the station than from one end of Mumbai to another by train.
46. Every cab and rickshaw driver makes small talk with you
47. You see Herds of people walking at four in the morning to Siddhi Vinayak temple.
48. 'Bun Maska' and 'vada pav' is the staple diet of most collegians.
49. HORN OK PLEASE is written on every truck, tempo and heavy motor vehicle.
50. You can't drive for more than 10 mins without abusing someone
51. "townies" think they need a visa to go past Worli to the suburbs
52. When u use the word "yaar" in almost every sentence u speak.
53. You call onion as "kandha" and potato as "batata"
54. You think of a spicy tangy snack whenever you hear the work chat
55.You are back to work next day after the city is bombed - Truly the spirit of Bombay
56. you call the cabbies n waiters BOSS
57. abuses like20chu**** . madar****. Bhen***... are the words which u have to use in each sentence you speak
58. you prefer wada pav by jumbo king anyday on comparison with Mc Donalds burger
59. Each Monday you go for either bowling or pool.
60. u enter mocha/ barista/ ccd lookin all posh but sit with one drink for 5 hrs till they politely ask u if u "need anything else"
61. yr principal form of entertainment are all the aunties who scream obscenities at each other at the drop of a hat and threaten to pull the others hair/ push out of the train at 11 in the night!
62. yr idea of a full body massage is what u get while trying to get off/ board a train at dadar!!!
63. At 3am in morning you can still get wadapav or butter pav bhaji
64. When there's no place to breathe in the trains but there's place to play cards and sing bhajans!
65. when the traffic almost makes good friends with the person in the car next to you
66. You know what the term "video coach" stands for in the local trains
67. You snigger every time somebody says "I'm going to Grant road!"
68. u call the policemen "MAMU" OR "PANDU"
69. random strangers butt in when u r discussing cricket o politics or even chicks 2 give their personal (unwanted) opinion
70. You say that Pani Puri is way better than Gol Gappa's even when they're th e same thing
71. There is always one 'pan-wala' on the corner of street
72. You keep spare candles in the kitchen just in case there's a power surge.
73. To you, your watchman doesn't have a name - you just call him 'watchman'.
74. You aren't surprised when somebody throws a water balloon at you while you're walking on the streets during March.
75. You know of certain theaters where you can go for A-rated movies with your friends, even when you're under 18.
76. when u r standing at a bus stop near juhu beach and sum random guy comes up to u and says " boss" short term, long term chahiye kya
77. When every rickshaw looks like a personal disco, with neon lights, loud music and pictures of film stars
78. seeing "Mein Kampf" being sold openly on the streets in abundance seems like a perfectly normal thing to you
79. you have to pay international roaming fees when you use your cell phone outside of Mumbai.
80. you can only smile forgivingly about the size of any other city in the world.
81. you consider the local train "empty" when you find a spot for your two feet to stand on.
82. when someone asks u "east" or "west" side of a particular station?
83. when there is a saffron rally every 3 months , n u just wonder , what's it all about , u jus went to vote , 3 months ago , n they r holding elections all again?
84. when "chalta hai" is the most commonly used word
85. when u see hijraas/eunuchs at street asking for u to lend them some money , with a very very catchy one liner : eeeee deeeeeeeee naaaaaa usually on fridays.sometimes men even get groped when they don't pay 'em
86. when u can find hukkas for use at a coffee shop the equivalent of starbucks
87. when u never cross the road at a zebra crossing
88. when u can always find a car that has a dent or scratch on it
89. When u find cars on the Road even at 4 in the morning)
90. You never learnt how to stand in a queue
91. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.
92. Every time you speak Hindi in front of a Delhitite they have the WTF expression on their face.
93. You have hung on to dear life at the local door.
94. You still refer to a car / vehicle full of girls as "Maal Gaadi" - left over from the "Ladies Special" days...
95. You take the "Weight and Your Future for Rs.1 only" machines at the stations seriously. ... At least the Future bit, it always exaggerates about the weight.
96. When while giving directions you say "Right/ Left MARO aur wahan pe ek bridge GIREGA"
97. when you actually see random people coming to help you when u have a problem
98. .when u can take a piss at the local shouchalaya for 50 paise and a dump for 1 re
99. When you think everyone who lives to the south of you is a snob and to the north of you sucks
100. you behave like a foreigner in any other part of the country (hurray !!! 100)
101. u see couples cosying up in rickshaws in almost every small lane
102. u want to get into the train already that is already in motion & u have 5 hands taking u in..
103. When you instinctively say "pudhey challa" instead of saying agey badho or move ahead.
104. You meet Delhiites in a foreign country and feel no sense of kinship with them!
105. Chal, paka mat!" is an overused part of your vocabulary
106. here "maall" is a gurl n na goods
107. Crorepati, Lakhpati, Hazarpati, Chillarpati all travel in local Trains daily.
108. You log on to social networking sites and search for Bombay-related groups!!!
109. u treat Mumbai as a country itself
110. You drink 2 sips of tea called 'cutting' more than thrice a day
111. You call a corner 'khopcha' and a cigarette 'sutta'
112. u think that Delhi copied INDIA GATE from Mumbai's GATEWAY OF INDIA...
113. masseuses on juhu beach come out only after midnight n cops get free massages from them
114. when you see the dabbawallas on the station and fishwali kolis in train
115. when u c movie names like "shootout at Lokhandwala" & 'Ek chalis ki last local" & don't have to ask what the name means
116. when you call the BEST bus, BST, even though BEST is painted on eve ry single public transport bus operational in Bombay
117. when we compare our mumbai-pune expressway to the autobahn and our cab drivers to the Indian Schumacher.
118. you know 'bhai' means a guy who has no brotherly feelings.
119. you know that 'khamba' does not only mean pillar
120. when you call a watermelon "Kalingar" instead of "Terbus"
121. Making a loud kissing noise is how you tease girls in Delhi, but making that same noise is how you hail an autorickshaw in Bombay
122. The rest of India calls it namkeen----you know it as farsan
123. You don't differentiate between U.P. and Bihar. All you know is that's where the 'bhaiyas' come from
124. if someone calls u "aap"-- u start laughing on their faces..
125. You get felt up every time you get into the general compartment instead of the ladies'.
126. You get photographed at three parties and you're suddenly a page 3 regular!
127. When your lunch is delivered hot in a tiffin at exactly 1pm from home every working day.
128. when u have an account with the paan wala for cigarettes on credit your outside home & work
129. when u r stuck in traffic even at 1:30 a.m
130. You see two office-goers play a game of cards in your evening local train.
131. When you look out for pandu's lurking behind the odd tree or signal post before you take your illegal left/right/U turn.
132. you go to a Goa beach and y our kids dig pot holes in the sand instead of building castles! :-)
133. When The only landmark the president of US wants see is Dharavi
134. When you have no objection in ghoosofying in a line (admissions or train tickets) but shout loudly "Maaaaro!" when you see someone else do it
135.When ... you have argued with the TC that traveling first class after pass expires is legitimate since you haven't processed the railway concession yet!
136. When even at 8 in the morning you can see couples sitting and cozying up at Marine Drive and Worli Seaface
137. when gals roam about at 12am in the night and not get raped ...unlike Delhi!
138. When you use the phrases, 'Chillum-Chili' and 'Chili-Mili' and are not talking about a spicy dish

Yummy...i love these chocks...!!!

My favourite chocks

Fine Liqueur chocklate
1. Famous Names

Swiss Liqueur chocklate
1. Grand Marnier(Goldkenn Switerzerland)
2. Jack Daniels (Goldkenn Switerzerland)
3. Remy Martin (Goldkenn Switerzerland)

Mon Chocklate Suisse
1. Williams

Bowling the amazing experience..!!!

91 points with 2 Full strike and 1 half and the good things is I played for the first time. Can you imagine..This is the first game i felt so simple. Hundread rupees for 20 chance is full "Paisa wasooooool"...
The place is Alleygator, its in Secunderabad. Now i got one more option to do timepass..!!!
Try it some time, i hope you will also enjoy....!!!

The poem that touches your HeArT

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray

And you calling me colored?

What if life doesnt give you second chance ..so Rock on...!!!

Rock on...!!!.. Simply Rocks...others Sucks..:-)
many many thanks to Farhan Akhtar, he made such a nice movie, which struck to Heart.
Rock on -> a long hairs, musics , bands , very strong bond of relations in friendship , love and devotion to our field , rocking life n all.
I like the roll of "Machhiwali".. she is so cool na...acted much better than any other hot bollywood actress. She proved that To do acting, you dont need to be hot and smart...:(
now i again started thinking of learning Guitar(which i was initiated 6 month before).
That time,I went to purchase a guitar too. but it was little bit costly so wanted to search for more shops, and some how it doesnt happen. Actually i went with one of my friend called 'Uday'. He also likes music, Rock band. and he knows the flavor of Guitar. We even decided to start a Rock band too, me and uday was supposed to play a guitar and Rajesh(one of my friend) was supposed to be our Accoutant.

I will start now, i am just waiting for some things to get settled down in my life...

Rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate windows........

horrible journey i have ever encountered

Its horrible journey i have ever encountered in my life during the long weekend (15 to 17th Aug'08).
I booked a ticket 2 weeks before for this long weekend (Waiting list was around 375+), thought of getting cleared very easily as usual, but unfortunately this time, it doesn't get cleared and i didn't had even ticket printout too. I was trying somehow to get printout of E-ticket for more than a hour, site was very busy, not even able to check PNR Status too. It was almost 8pm, i thought lets leave office and get the ticket print out from Internet cafe, the one of my friend reminds me that IRCTC will send a copy of ticket to our email id too and unfortunately i didn't deleted that email, so finally i got my ticket in my rediffmail box.
Thanks to great IRCTC service.
Some how i started towards my home, there was a horrible traffic JAM as usual. Finally i got a CAB up to Ameerpet. i reached to Ameerpet then i was trying to get a AUTO for Begumpet,but no luck for 30 min.then i started walking to my home. after 45 min i reached to my home, and that day not even single autowala ready for coming to BEGUMPET.
I had a peaceful dinner, then did a packing and started towards Secunderabad station. On the way to station, it remind me that, waiting list e-ticket is redundant. You can't even travel with it, not even in a general compartment. It will cancel automatically and you will get refund afterward.
I returned back from station, and again started next day morning to station. Day is 15th August. There was a horrible rush, a queue of about 500 people and my train time was 6.50 am , just only 20 mins left. I can't even think of standing in a BIG queue and get the ticket. I called my mom for what to do now? shall i cancel my trip? Mom said,just try once. Then i just came 2 meter inside to check train timings again. Suddenly one of TC caught me for illegal traveler. He was asking me 350 Rs. There was a BIG argument on it. finally some how i convinced him that, and he said just give 100 Rs. i agreed upon it and told him that i just came inside to check timings and nothing else. He convinced on the same and promised that he will be giving me my train ticket in spite of such a BIG queue. Then i gave him 100 Rs plus 96 Rs for train ticket. Finally i got into sleeper class train and reached home at around 1.30 pm.
while returning, my ticket was not confirmed. and i came to know that its in RAC after coming to station, so i become just relaxed. "Some thing is better than nothing", since i have to go to office next day morning. After reaching ballarshah station, one gal came and told that she is also having RAC on the same birth.
God knows how i manage to travel entire night with HER :). now i am still suffering from full of body pains...!!. literally traveling with a Lady in RAC situation is quite horrible

Tips for Better life...

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26.. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
28. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
29. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
30. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
31. The best is yet to come.
32. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
33. Do the right thing!
34. Call your family often.
35. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
36. Each day give something good to others.
37. Don't over do. Keep your limits.

29 mail replies with 3 meetings...!!

Today i replied to 29 mails, one of the worst day in my S/W job, i have ever encounter with 3 meetings. not all of them are official, but still its a little bit crazy thing happened for me today..!!!
Days are changed so suddenly that i couldn't even noticed...When i started my career in IT, i used to worked on amazing technology where i can find interest and full satisfaction. but now it become so horrible that, i need to find a way to switch it back to it.

Shaadi... a BIG search out..!!!

Searching a Navra for my sister is great journey.
It started with jeevansangini.com, where we used to get a list of 'Navaras' on a monthly basis. This is started by my dad, and used to contact a people from it.
Then we registered with reshimbandh. This site is simply horrible, where most of the people are married or going to married and don't want to give any reply to the contacting person. Later on i tried to contact them thru calls, found crazy..!!
I don't know how to tackle this...Now once i registered with jeevansathi.com and forgotten too..And suddenly i came to know that they introduces a gmail chat facility, where you can first make yourselves visible in chat, then people will chat with you and its free of cost :).No need to become paid member. Now i am applying this strategy, lets see how it works :) and thank to technology...

God plz help me...and gimme a good option asap..!!!

NMS Trainings !!!...

Greetings to you from Akshay...!!!


DAY 1

Chapter 1: Introduction
Network categories
NMS Overview
Network management Style -- traps and polling
NMS -- a functional view, FCAPS
Discussion on Fault, Configuration, Accouting, Performance, Security Management modules

Chapter 2 : SMI
Introduction to SNMP,
SNMP components -- SNMP Protocol, SMI and MIB
SNMP Object Modelling, Object naming
ISO OID Tree
Primitive ASN.1 Data Types
SMIv1 - Object Types
Comparision of SMIv1 and SMIv2 data types
Object - Type Definitions
Object-Type Scalar definition Example,
Definition of non leaf objects
Definition of MIB
Module Identity Example
Example for MIBs
Index Part in Object definition
Examples for Scalar and table definitions
Examples of Indexes in MIB-II

Chapter 3 : MIB - II
Important SNMP Object Groups
MIB-II---Interface Object Group, IP Group, TC Group

DAY 2:

Chapter 1 : SNMP Operations
SNMP -- Communication Model
SNMP Protocol
SNMP Message Format
Get OPeration
Error Staus for SNMPv1
SNMPv2 to SNMPv1 Error Mapping
SNMPv2 Exceptions
SNMP Table
SNMP Get Next Operation
Get Bulk Operation,
Set Operation
Trapv2
Notification Type
generic Traps
Informs
SNMP version BER Encoding

Chapter 2: Introduction to SNMPv3

SNMPv3 Architecture
The Message Header
SNMP Entity, Applications and Engine
SNMPv3 Agent Architecture
Functions of SNMP Engine
SNMPv3 Message Structure
Functions of Access Control Subsystem
SNMPv3 Access Control
A MIB View,
VACM
USM Message Structure and parameters
Authentication
Privacy with DES

Please let me know if you are interested...

with regards,
Akshay

Simple funda of LiFe!!!

I have always found that doing something "GOod" feels ten times better than doing something "BaD."' I keep a saying with me at all times (in my wallet, on my desk, on my book marker, etc) that reads "What greater purpose can there be in life than small acts of kindness." I have tried to live by that rule every day. Even when things get tough, I just re-read that little saying and I know that whatever is going wrong in my life, I can change it by staying on the 'straight and narrow' and helping others along the way.

chiplet business..!!!

I am thinking of starting one business like pizza, McDonald,etc.
The idea might feel awkward, but it will definitely grow more the above one.

Name might be Zoonkaa Bhakar Kendra or Jwari ka tadka Mirchi ki Chatni ke Saath.
Contents are Jwari,Bajri and Makke ki roti and sarso ka saag with Hari Mirch ki Chatni & Onion.
or the other way is only Zoonka Bhakar( long time ago, Govt started this business
for poor people, and that is also with cheap rate but its doesnt worked out some how).
Here most of people might not be knowing what is Zoonka Bhakar,so let me tell you this,
Zoonka is called Choon in Marathi, you might be aware about Besan (Powder of one of Daal) and Bhakar mean, Jwari ki Roti...The taste is awesome when served with Hari mirch
ki chatni..!! yaa..yuummi...i love it..!!!

Initially it will start with 10 Rs per plate which can be easily affordable with middle
class people. Let see how it goes..till now i didn't even think of starting any thing and that is BUSINESS :)!!

Competition Kaa Jamanaa hai...!!!

Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...

Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...

Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai
Jo usse dhakka de kar tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

हम होंगे कामयाब एक दींन ....!!!

माय फवौरिते chocks!!

The chocklate i ate so far...

1) Famous Name(UK)
2) Cortados-trufa(Bahrain)
3) Cortados-Nociollatto(Bahrain)
4) Bombon de Avellana(Bahrain)

Me and maazi AAI..!!!

I wish you a very very HaPpY MoThErS DaY..!!!..my dear mumma i love you a lot..!

My Mom is the anchor of my life, my success and everything. She motivated me
in every stage of my life and hold our family together.
She helped me a lot, whenever i was going out of my ways to life or career.
My mom is very practical and hard to please.Saris, jewelery,shopping,diamonds
nothing excites her, always think about the other members in family.
She will become happy, if others are happy.
She is my silent strength through all ups and down in my life and career...!
She is special to me than any others..!!!

I want her to know i am always there for her...

Here are some personalities who left India, who knows when, in search
of prosperity. These folks came from various parts of Maharashtra &
became renowned all over the world. To augment their acceptability in
the West, they have adopted western names. Over the course of many
generations they have lost track of their roots. But because of
untiring efforts, we rediscovered them & their origin ... see if you
can get the last few on your own! Presenting the REAL MAHARASHTRIANS:
Real Name | From | Adopted Name
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Janya Banya Joshi | Chiplun --------> Jon Bon Jovi
Audumbar Agashe | Ratnagiri -------->Andre Agassi
Malati Hinginkar --------> Hingane Martina Hingis
Damayanti More| Malvan --------> Demi Moore
Meghana Rane | Malvan --------> Meg Ryan
Arjun Shivajinagarkar | Pune --------> Arnold Schwarznegger
Devendra Gadage | Panvel --------> Darren Gough
Shevanti DagaduPatil | Kolhapur --------> Sharon Stone
Sitaram Wagh | Nagpur --------> Steve Waugh
Janoba Rodke | Nashik --------> Jonty Rhodes
Purshottam Sapre | Dindoshi --------> Pete Sampras
Baal Ghate | Alibaugh -------->Bill Gates
Menaka Salvi | Jalore --------> Monica Seles
Vallabhrao Phutane |Nevasa --------> Vladimir Putin
Raju More | Nashik --------> Roger Moore
Barkya Borkar | Pune --------> Borris Becker
Atul Gore | Mangoan --------> Al Gore
Shantaram Varne | Latur --------> Shane Warne

JAI MAHARASHTRA...!!!

You Will Know What Is
Better When It Comes To Earning Money...

A
Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then
watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

'You are employed' he said.
Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in,
as well as date when you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't
have a computer, neither an email'.

'I'm sorry', said the
HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who
doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'

The man left with no hope at all.
He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to
the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then
sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,

he succeeded to double his capital.
He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive
by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his
money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a
truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years
later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US
He started to plan his family's future, and decided
to have a life insurance.

He
called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked
him his email.
The man replied,'I
don't have an email.'
The broker
answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an
empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The
man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

Moral of the
story

Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your
life.
Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, but work
hard, you can be a millionaire.
Moral 3
If you received this message by
email,
you are closer to being an
office boy/girl, than a millionaire.........

जीवन असंच जगायचं असत...!!!

जीवन असंच जगायचं असतं, रडता रडता हसायचं असतं

गुलाब सांगतो,
येता जाता रडायचं नसतं, काट्यात सुध्दा हसायचं असतं;
रात रानी म्हणते,
अंधाराला घाबरायचं नसतं,काळोखात ही फुलायचं असतं;
सदाफुली सांगते,
रुसुन रुसुन रहायचं नसतं,हसुन हसुन हसायचं असतं;
बकुळी म्हणते,
सवळ्या रंगाने हिरमुसायचं नसतं,गुनाच्या गंधाने जिंकायचं असतं;
मोगरा म्हणतो,
स्वत:चा बडेजावपणा सांगायचा नसतो,सदगुनांचा सुगंध मैलवरुन ही येतो;
कमळ म्हणतो,
संकटात चिखलात बुडायचं नसतं,संकटांना बुडवुन फुलायचं असतं

आयुष्य असच जगायचं असतं........
कुठून सुरु झालं हे माहित नसलं, तरी कुठे थांबायचं हे माहित असतं, आयुष्य
असच जगायचं असतं.
जे घडेल ते सहन करायचं असतं, बदलत्या जगाबरोबर बदलायचं असतं, आयुष्य असच
जगायचं असतं.
कुणासाठी काहीतरी निस्वार्थपणे करायचं असतं, स्वतःच्या सुखापेक्षा
इतरांना सुखवायचं असतं, आयुष्य असच जगायचं असतं.
दुःख आणि अश्रुंना मनात कोंडून ठेवायचं असतं, हसता नाही आलं तरी हसवायचं
असतं, आयुष्य असच जगायचं असतं.
पंखामध्ये बळ आल्यावर घरटं सोडायचं असतं, आकाशात झेपावूनही धरतीला
विसरायचं नसतं, आयुष्य असच जगायचं असतं....

Purani jeans....!!!

Purani jeans aur guitar
Mohalle ki vo chhat
Aur mere yaar
Vo raaton ko jaagna
Subah ghar jaan
Kood ke deewar

Vo cigaretee peena
Gali mein jaake
Wo karna daanton ko
Ghadi ghadi saaf

Pahunchna college hamesha late
Vo kehna sir ka
"Get out from the class!"
Vo bahar jaake hamsha kehna
Yahan ka system
Hi hai kharaab

Vo jaake canteen mein
Table bajaake
Vo gaane gaana
Yaaron ke saath

Bas yaadein Yaadein
Yaadein reh jaati hain
Kuchh chhoti Chhoti
Baatein reh jaati hain

Bas yaadein..

Vo papa ka daantna
Vo kehna mummy ka
Chhodein ji aap
Tumhein to bas nazar aata hain
Jahan mein beta
Mera hi kharaab

Vo dil mein sochna
Kar ke kuchh dikha dein
Vo karna planning
Roz nayi yaar

Ladakpan ka vo pehla pyaar
Vo likhna haathon pe
A + R

Vo khidki se jhaankna
Vo likhna letter
Unhein baar baar
Vo dena tofe mein
Sone ki baaliyan
Vo lena doston se
Paise udhaar

Bas yaadein Yaadein
Yaadein reh jaati hain
Kuchh chhoti Chhoti
Baatein reh jaati hain
Bas yaadein.......

मी एक थेंब.......

मी एक थेंब.......
जीवनाच्या पावसाबरोबर येणारा.........
आयुष्याच्या पानावर विसावणारा............
काही क्षण विसावून ओघळून जाणारा........
दुसर्‍या थेंबाशी एकरूप होणारा............
कोवळ्या उन्हात मोत्यासारखा चमचमनारा..........
क्षणभराच्या अस्तितवानेही दुसर्‍यांना आनंद देणारा...........
अन जाता जाता अनेक क्षणांची आठवण ठेवून जाणारा......... !!!


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सगळी कडे हिरवं गार
तकाकणारी पाती
लवलवत्या कोंबांची
कोवळीशी नाती
पुन्हा एकदा हसऱ्या उन्हाचा घोट मला प्यायचाय
माझ्या पावसाळी मातीतला एक श्वास मला घ्यायचाय
तळव्यावर पसरलेली
हिरवीगार नक्षी
डोळ्यांमध्ये लपलेले
हसरे चिमणे पक्षी
पुन्हा एकदा जुईचा सुगंध मला ल्यायचाय
माझ्या पावसाळी मातीतला एक श्वास मला घ्यायचाय ...!!!

Celebration means...

Celebration means......

Four friends,

Bahar barsaat,

Four glasses of beer.

Celebration means......

Hundred bucks of petrol,

A rusty old bike,

And an open road.

Celebration means......

Maggi noodles,
A hostel room. 4.25 a.m.

Celebration means......

3 old friends,

3 separate cities,

3 coffee mugs,

1 internet messenger.

Celebration means.......

Rain on a hot tin roof,

Pakoras deep-frying,

Neighbours dropping in,

A party.

Celebration means......

You and mom,

A summer night,

A bottle of coconut oil,

A head massage.

You can spend Hundreds on birthdays, Thousands on festivals, Lakhs on weddings, but to celebrate all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones. Keep in touch with those who care for you........

मैत्री केली आहेस म्हणुन तुला सांगावस वाटतय

मैत्री केली आहेस म्हणुन तुला सांगावस वाटतयगरज म्हणून 'नातं ' कधी जोडू नकोससोय म्हणून सहज असं तोडू नकोस..रक्ताचं नाही म्हणून, कवडीमोल ठरवू नकोसभावनांचं मोल जाण..मोठेपणात हरवू नकोस..आयुष्याच्या प्रत्येक वळणात नवं नातं जुळत असतंजन्मभर पुरेल इतकं भरून प्रेम मिळत असतं..तुझी ओंजळ पुढे कर, कमीपणा मानू नकोसव्यवहारातलं देणं घेणं फक्तं मध्ये आणू नकोस..मिळेल तितकं घेत रहा, जमेल तितकं देत रहादिलं घेतलं सरेल तेव्हा.. पुन्हा मागून घेत रहा..समाधानात तडजोड असते...फक्त जरा समजून घे'नातं ' म्हणजे ओझं नाही, मनापासून उमजून घे..विश्वासाचे चार शब्दं..दुसरं काही देऊ नकोसजाणीवपूर्वक 'नातं ' जप.. मध्येच माघार घेऊ नको :)

A LOVELY STORY FOR U

एक अंधी लडकी थी । उसे उसके एक दोस्त के अलावा सबने ठुकरा दिया था । पर वो दोस्त उससे बहुत प्यार करता था । लडकी रोज़ उससे ये कहती कि अगर वो उसे देख पाती तो उसी से शादी करती । एक दिन किसी ने उस लडकी को अपने आंखे दे दीं । जब वो देख सकने लगी तो उसने देखा की उसका वह दोस्त अंधा था । दोस्त ने उससे पूछा की क्या अब वो उससे शादी करेगी ? लडकी ने साफ़ इनकार कर दिया । इस पर उसका दोस्त मुस्कुराया और चुप चाप उसे एक कागज़ देकर चला गया । उसपर लिखा था -


"मेरी आखों का ख्याल रखना...

finally india won CWB series....!!!!

The Indian team celebrate with the CB tri-series trophy.

India notched their first tri-series triumph on Australian soil when they beat the World champions by nine runs in the second match of the best-of-three finals.

It was a remarkable display by the Indians, who not only conquered the mighty Australians in their own den but also brought about a happy ending to a turbulent tour, marked by a racism row involving Harbhajan Singh and a series of on-field bickering.

India entered the finals of a tri-series Down Under in 1986, 1992 and 2004 but never won a single match on any of those occasions.

learn to LIVE ur LIFE to the fullest!!

आपल्या काळात इमारतींची उंची वाढली,पण माणूसकीची कमी झाली, का?रस्ते रूंद झाले पण दृष्टी अरूंद झाली, का?खर्च वाढला आणि शिल्लक कमी झाली.घरं मोठी पण कुटुंब छोटी..सुखसोयी पुष्कळ , पण वेळ दुर्मिळ झाला.पदव्या स्वस्त झाल्या आणि शहाणपण महाग.माहितीचे डोंगर जमले पण नेमकेपणाचे झरे आटले.तज्ञ वाढले आणि समस्याही वाढल्या.औषधं भरपूर पण आरोग्य कमी झालं.मालकीची भाषा वाढली, मूल्यांची कमी झाली.आपण बोलतो फार...प्रेम क्वचित करतो.. आणि तिरस्कार सहज करतो.राहणीमान उंचावलं पण जगणं दळभद्री झालं.आपल्या जगण्यात वर्षांची भर पडली, पण आपल्या वर्षांमध्ये जगण्याची नाही. आपण भले चंद्रावर आलो गेलो.पण शेजारच्या नव्या माणसाला भेटणं काही होत नाही. बाहेरचा परिसर आपण जिंकत चाललो आहोत. पण आतल्या हरण्याचं काय?हवा शुद्ध करण्यासाठी आटापिटा.पण आत्म्याच्या गुदमरण्याचं काय?
...learn to LIVE ur LIFE to the fullest!!

जेंव्हा पुरुषांना दिवस जातात...

राज्य हे स्त्रियांच आहे, पुरुषांना इथे मत नही,बायको समोर नवऱ्य़ाला मत नही.मी काय नविन सांगतोय? हॆ पाहाताच आहात,माझ्या प्रमाणेच तुम्हीही एक गरीब बापुडे नवरे आहत.जगच हे अस आहे, काय घडेल सांगता येत नाही,घडलं तेच असं आहे,कुठं कांही बॊलता येत नाही.तुम्हाला म्हणून सांगतो आहे, कुणाला हे सांगू नका,सौ. नेच मला हे सांगितलय, तिला तरी सांगू नका.स्त्रियांचीही युनियन होती, त्यांचही मागणं होतं,इतके दिवस तुम्हाला,मला, हे कुठे माहित होतं.पुरुषांना मुलं झालीच पाहिजेत,त्यांचा म्हणे नारा होता,ब्रह्मदेवाच्या बंगल्या समॊर त्यांचाही म्हणे घेरव होता.देवही आता कबूल झाला, त्याचा म्हणॆ नाइलाज झाला,परवाच म्हणॆ देवसभेत एक कायदा पास झाला.बायकांना आता मुली होतील, पुरुषांना फ़क्त मुले होतील,त्यांच्या प्रमाणेच आपली आता बळंतपणे सुरु होतील.एवढंच आता बरं होईल, सुट्या आपल्याला भरपूर मिळतील,डिंक,मेथी,अळीव यांचॆ लडू आता खायला मिळतील.दोन महिने जरा तरी, खाटेवर आता पडता येईल,चांगलं तुप खायला मिळेल, शेक-शेगडी घेता येईल.मलाही हे वाटत होतं, सौ. ची ही थाप असेल,असं कधी घडणार नही, हे सगळं खोटं असेल.पण परवा जेंव्हा उठल्यावर मला पुन्हा चक्कर आली,तेंव्हाच म्हंटलं मनात मी, कांहीतरी भानगड झाली.ह्याच्य़ा आधी उलट्यांमुळे,घरात आनंद होत होता,आता मात्र मझ्यामुळे, चेहरा मझाच गंभीर होता.मलाच त्रास होत असेल, असं मला वाटलं होतं,शेजारच्या बंडोपंतांकडे, असंच अगदी घडलं होतं.त्यांचे म्हणे डोहाळे, फ़ारच हॊ कडक होते,खाणं सोडा कांही पण,पणी सुध्दा पित नव्हते.त्यांच तेच जाणोत, त्रास किती होत होता,पण दरवर्षी त्यांचा म्हणे,पळ्ण तरी हलत होता.या उलट शामरावांकडे, आणखिनच कठीण होते,त्यांच्याकडे एकदमच, दोघांनाही दिवस होते.डॉक्टरांनी त्यांना म्हणे, एकच तारीख दिली होती,सौ आधी की शामराव आधी, एवढीच फ़क्त काळजी होती.तिसरा महिना चालू होता, सौ. मात्र आनंदात होती,मला माझी पहिली पँट आता मात्र होत नव्हती.
तरीही मी कुणाजवळ, अजून 'हे' बोललो नव्हतो,सौ. ला सुध्दा कळू नये, काळजी त्याची घेत होतो.पण काल जेंव्हा खिशात माझ्या, कैरीची फ़ोड 'हिने' पाहिली,तेंव्हा मात्र गोड शब्दात, ती मला दटावू लागली.'लबाड कुठले, इतके दिवस, मला कधी बोलला नाहीत.पण, म्हंटलं अशा गोष्टी, जास्त दिवस 'लपत' नाहीत'.पदराआड तिच्या मी, तेंव्हा इतका लाजलो होतो,आयुष्यात पुन्हा मी, इतका कधीच लाजलो नव्हतो.वाऱ्यासारखी बातमी ही, सगळीकडे पसरू लागली,भेटीसाठी माझ्या आता, मित्रमंडळी येऊ लागली.घरामध्ये गडबड होती, नातेवाईक येत होते,बाळंतपणा आधीच मझ्या, दिवाळं माझं काढीत होते.आठवा महिना सुरू झाला, डोहळजेवण करायचं होतं,कसं, कुठे, काय, केंव्हा, अजून हे ठरयचं होतं.शेजारी म्हणे, 'नावेत करू', सौ. म्हणाली, 'बागेत करू',मी म्हंटलं, 'कुठं जाता?, आपण आपलं घरीच करू'.दिवस माझे भरत आले, मला आता बसवत नव्हतं,बाळंतपणाच्या रजेसाठी ऑफ़ीसमध्ये लिहीलं होतं.माझ्या आधीच चौघांनी, नंबर तिथे लावले होते,हेडक्लार्कचे आमच्या म्हणे डोहळे फ़ार विचित्र होते.फाईलमध्येच बसत होता, शिसपेन्सीली खात होता.मला वाटतं मुलगा त्याला नक्कीच काळा होणार होता.साहेबांना जेंव्हा म्हणालो मी, 'रजा मला हवी आहे;ते म्हणे, 'मिळणार नाही, माझीच आता शक्यता आहे.दोन महिने झाले तरी अजून मी 'बसलो' नाही,खात्री नव्हती माझीच मला, म्हणून कुठे बोललो नाही,सगळेच चालले रजेवर तुम्ही, ऑफिस माझं चालणर कसं?इयरलीच्याच वेळेस तुम्ही बाळंतपण असं काढता कसं?','आपण काय करणार, सर?, कर्ता करविता तो आहे,बाळंतपणशिवाय आता आपल्या हातात काय आहे?आधीच दोन मुली आहेत, आता मुलगा हवा आहे,एवढं आता झालं की ऑपरेशनच करणार आहे.'त्याच एका अटीवर, रजा आता मिळाली होती,खाणं, पिणं, फिरणं आणि विश्रांतीची चालू होती.धन्य झाली बायकांपुढे, काय त्यांच्या मागण्या होत्या,नऊ महिन्यांच्या नऊ पँट्स, मला शिवाव्या लागल्या होत्या.पुरूषांच्या या बाळंतपणाने, दोघांचा मात्र फायदा होता,डॉक्टर आणि शिंपी यांचा, धंदा मात्र वाढला होता.
सौ. मात्र आपुलकीने, काळजी माझी घेत होती,पहिले माझे डोहाळे, ती, प्रेमाने पुरवत होती.कळा आता सुरू झाल्या, सौ. ला म्हंटलं, 'टांगा आण,नाडकर्णींला बाजूच्या,सोबतीला माझ्या बोलावून आण'.कसे होईल काय होईल, सारखे मला वाटत होते,बाजूला नाडकर्णी मात्र, धीर मला देत होते.'पहिल्या खेपेला त्रास होतो, त्यात काय घाबरायचं'मी म्हंटलं, 'नाडकर्णी तुम्हाला नाही कळायचं.तुम्ही आधी लग्न करा, मग मला सांगा.'तेवढ्यामध्ये दारापुढे, सौ. ने आणला टांगा.रस्त्यात त्या इतके होते खड्डॆ, सारखे गचके बसत होते,इथेच आपण 'होतो' की काय, सारखे मला वाटत होते.कसे तरी पोहोचलो आम्ही, दवाखान्यात एकदाचे,त्या वेळी वजले होते घड्‍याळात, दोन म्हणे रात्रीचे.डॉक्टर म्हणे सौ. ला माझ्या, तुम्ही जा घरी आता,सकाळ पर्यंत 'होतील' ते, इथेच राहू द्या त्यांना आता.सौ. गेली घरी आणि, इकडे 'सुटका' झाली,बाळाच्या त्या रडण्याने, मला एकदम 'जाग' आली.दचकून केवढा उठलो मी, 'ते' सारं स्वप्न होतं,बाजूला मझ्या दोन मुली, आणि 'कुटुंब' झोपलं होतं.

झाली एकदाची पूर्ण....:):):)

10 golden rules to become rich...!!!

Once you decide to put your money to work to build long-term wealth, you have to decide, not whether to take risk, but what kind of risk you wish to take. Here are 10 investing rules that can make you rich:

1. There's no escaping risk

Once you decide to put your money to work to build long-term wealth, you have to decide, not whether to take risk, but what kind of risk you wish to take.

Yes, money in a savings account is dollar-safe, but those safe dollars are apt to be substantially eroded by inflation, a risk that almost guarantees you will fail to reach your wealth goals.

And yes, money in the stock market is very risky over the short-term, but, if well-diversified, should provide remarkable growth with a high degree of consistency over the long term.

2. Buy right and hold tight

The most critical decision you face is arriving at the proper allocation of assets in your investment portfolio -- stocks for growth of capital and growth of income, bonds for conservation of capital and current income.

Once you get your balance right, then just hold tight, no matter how high a greedy stock market flies, nor how low a frightened market plunges. Change the allocation only as your investment profile changes. Begin by considering a 50/50 stock/bond-cash balance, then raise the stock allocation if:

• You have many years remaining to accumulate wealth.
• The amount of capital you have at stake is modest.
• You don't have much need for current income from your investments.
• You have the courage to ride out the stock market booms and busts with reasonable equanimity.

As these factors are reversed, reduce the 50 per cent stock allocation accordingly.

3. Time is your friend, impulse your enemy

Think long term, and don't allow transitory changes in stock prices to alter your investment program. There is a lot of noise in the daily volatility of the stock market, which too often is 'a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'.

Stocks may remain overvalued, or undervalued, for years. Realize that one of the greatest sins of investing is to be captured by the siren song of the market, luring you into buying stocks when they are soaring and selling when they are plunging.

Impulse is your enemy. Why? Because market timing is impossible. Even if you turn out to be right when you sold stocks just before a decline (a rare occurrence!), where on earth would you ever get the insight that tells you the right time to get back in? One correct decision is tough enough. Two correct decisions are nigh on impossible.

Time is your friend. If, over the next 25 years, stocks produce a 10% return and a savings account produces a 5% return, $10,000 would grow to $108,000 in stocks vs. $34,000 in savings. (After 3% inflation, $54,000 vs $16,000). Give yourself all the time you can.

4. Realistic expectations: the bagel and the dough nut

These two different kinds of baked goods symbolize the two distinctively different elements of stock market returns.

It is hardly far fetched to consider that investment return -- dividend yields and earnings growth -- is the bagel of the stock market, for the investment return on stocks reflects their underlying character: nutritious, crusty and hard-boiled.

By the same token, speculative return -- wrought by any change in the price that investors are willing to pay for each dollar of earnings -- is the spongy dough nut of the market, reflecting changing public opinion about stock valuations, from the soft sweetness of optimism to the acid sourness of pessimism.

The substantive bagel-like economics of investing are almost inevitably productive, but the flaky, dough nut-like emotions of investors are anything but steady -- sometimes productive, sometimes counterproductive.

In the long run, it is investment return that rules the day. In the past 40 years, the speculative return on US stocks has been zero, with the annual investment return of 11.2% precisely equal to the stock market's total return of 11.2% per year.

But in the first 20 of those years, investors were sour on the economy's prospects, and a tumbling price-earnings ratio provided a speculative return of minus 4.6% per year, reducing the nutritious annual investment return of 12.1% to a market return of just 7.5%. From 1981 to 2001, however, the outlook sweetened, and a soaring P/E ratio produced a sugary 5% speculative boost to the investment return of 10.3%.

Result: The market return leaped to 15.3% -- double the return of the prior two decades.

The lesson: Enjoy the bagel's healthy nutrients, and don't count on the dough nut's sweetness to enhance them.

5. Why look for the needle in the haystack? Buy the haystack!

Experience confirms that buying the right stocks, betting on the right investment style, and picking the right money manager -- in each case, in advance -- is like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Investing in equities entails four risks: stock risk, style risk, manager risk, and market risk. The first three of these risks can easily be eliminated, simply by owning the entire stock market -- owning the haystack, as it were -- and holding it forever.

Owning the entire stock market is the ultimate diversifier. If you can't find the needle, buy the haystack.

6. Minimize the croupier's take

The resemblance of the stock market to the casino is not far-fetched. Yes, the stock market is a positive-sum game and the gambling casino is a zero-sum game . . . but only before the costs of playing each game are deducted. After the heavy costs of financial intermediaries (commissions, management fees, taxes, etc.) are deducted, beating the stock market is inevitably a loser's game. Just as, after the croupiers' wide rake descends, beating the casino is inevitably a loser's game. All investors as a group must earn the market's return before costs, and lose to the market after costs, and by the exact amount of those costs.

Your greatest chance of earning the market's return, therefore, is to reduce the croupiers' take to the bare-bones minimum. When you read about stock market returns, realize that the financial markets are not for sale, except at a high price.

The difference is crucial. If the market's return is 10% before costs, and intermediation costs are approximately 2%, then investors earn 8%. Compounded over 50 years, 8% takes $10,000 to $469,000. But at 10%, the final value leaps to $1,170,000 -- nearly three times as much . . . just by eliminating the croupier's take.

7. Beware of fighting the last war

Too many investors -- individuals and institutions alike -- are constantly making investment decisions based on the lessons of the recent, or even the extended, past. They seek technology stocks after they have emerged victorious from the last war; they worry about inflation after it becomes the accepted bogeyman, they buy bonds after the stock market has plunged.

You should not ignore the past, but neither should you assume that a particular cyclical trend will last forever. None does. Just because some investors insist on 'fighting the last war,' you don't need to do so yourself. It doesn't work for very long.

8. Sir Isaac Newton's revenge on Wall Street -- return to the mean

Through all history, investments have been subject to a sort of law of gravity: What goes up must go down, and, oddly enough, what goes down must go up. Not always of course (companies that die rarely live again), and not necessarily in the absolute sense, but relative to the overall market norm.

For example, stock market returns that substantially exceed the investment returns generated by earnings and dividends during one period tend to revert and fall well short of that norm during the next period. Like a pendulum, stock prices swing far above their underlying values, only to swing back to fair value and then far below it.

Another example: From the start of 1997 through March 2000, Nasdaq stocks (+230%) soared past NYSE-listed stocks (+20%), only to come to a screeching halt. During the subsequent year, Nasdaq stocks lost 67% of their value, while NYSE stocks lost just 7%, reverting to the original market value relationship (about one to five) between the so-called 'new economy' and the 'old economy.'

Reversion to the mean is found everywhere in the financial jungle, for the mean is a powerful magnet that, in the long run, finally draws everything back to it.

9. The hedgehog bests the fox

The Greek philosopher Archilochus tells us, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' The fox -- artful, sly, and astute -- represents the financial institution that knows many things about complex markets and sophisticated marketing.

The hedgehog -- whose sharp spines give it almost impregnable armour when it curls into a ball -- is the financial institution that knows only one great thing: long-term investment success is based on simplicity.

The wily foxes of the financial world justify their existence by propagating the notion that an investor can survive only with the benefit of their artful knowledge and expertise. Such assistance, alas, does not come cheap, and the costs it entails tend to consume more value-added performance than even the most cunning of foxes can provide.

Result: The annual returns earned for investors by financial intermediaries such as mutual funds have averaged less than 80% of the stock market's annual return.

The hedgehog, on the other hand, knows that the truly great investment strategy succeeds, not because of its complexity or cleverness, but because of its simplicity and low cost. The hedgehog diversifies broadly, buys and holds, and keeps expenses to the bare-bones minimum.

The ultimate hedgehog: The all-market index fund, operated at minimal cost and with minimal portfolio turnover, virtually guarantees nearly 100% of the market's return to the investor.

In the field of investment management, foxes come and go, but hedgehogs are forever.

10. Stay the course: the secret of investing is that there is no secret

When you consider these previous nine rules, realize that they are about neither magic and legerdemain, nor about forecasting the unforecastable, nor about betting at long and ultimately unsurmountable odds, nor about learning some great secret of successful investing.

In fact, there is no great secret, only the majesty of simplicity. These rules are about elementary arithmetic, about fundamental and unarguable principles, and about that most uncommon of all attributes, common sense.

Owning the entire stock market through an index fund -- all the while balancing your portfolio with an appropriate allocation to an all bond market index fund -- with its cost-efficiency, its tax-efficiency, and its assurance of earning for you the market's return, is by definition a winning strategy.

But if only you follow one final rule for successful investing, perhaps the most important principle of all investment wisdom: Stay the course!

Mee हसणं विसरलो आहे!...

दिवाणखाण्यात टी. व्ही. आल्यापासुन मी बोलणे विसरलो आहेदारात गाडी आल्यापासुन मी चालणं विसरलो आहेखिश्यात कॆल्क्युलेटर आल्यापासुन पाढे म्हणणे विसरलो आहेऒफिस मधे ऎ.सी.त बसुन झाडाखालचा गारवा विसरलो आहेरस्त्यावर डांबर आल्यापासुन मातीचा वास विसरलो आहेमनालाच ईतके श्रम होतात की शरिराचे कष्ट विसरलो आहेकचकड्यांची नाती जपतांना प्रेम करायला विसरलो आहेबॆंकातील खाती सांभाळतांना पैशांची किंमत विसरलो आहेउत्तेजिक चित्रांच्या बरबटीमुळे सौंदर्य पहायला विसरलो आहेक्रुत्रिम सेंट्च्या वासामुळे फुलाचा सुगंध विसरलो आहेफास्ट फुड्च्या जमान्यात त्रुप्तीचा ढेकर विसरलो आहेपॊप रॊकच्या दणदणातात संगीत समाधी विसरलो आहेक्शणभन्गुर म्रुगजळामागे धावतांना सत्कर्मातला आनंद विसरलो आहेमाझीच तुमडी भरतांना दुसर्यांचा विचार करणे विसरलो आहेसतत धावत असतांना शणभर थांबणे विसरलो आहेजागेपणाचे सुख जावु द्या, सुखाने झोपणं पण विसरलो आहेसाधनांसारखे विनोदही क्रुत्रिम, खळखळुन हसणं विसरलो आहे!...

first share of Reliance Petroleum industries

My first share of Reliance Petroleum industries...
I opened Demat account with 5paisa.com. It has a nice user interface also trading is much easier(However i don't have much experience with other accounts)
After doing lot of studies & analysis, finally i started trading with reliance company, just brought 2 share @ Rs 166.80. even after a BIG market crash.
It involves a lot of RISK...but "there is no life without Risk"....!!

Let's hope for the best..!!!

Wish me all the best...

They are bindhast...!!!
its a live experience i have seen today, mostly this kinda thing you will see
in movies... I was waiting to catch a train for office.Suddenly i saw 2 kids sitting, so i just went
there and sat with them. I was looking at there conversation & way of talking..they were just
9 to 10 year old. I got impressed with their personality & talk, so asked them about their name
& their native places.
I got shocked after hearing their names & native. They are from Solarpur which is
in Maharashtra speaking with full confidence. They were working in some kinda of shops where they used to get 2 to 3k per month. They worked for 3 month & now planning to go for bigger job where they can earn more. Also their owner was not behaving properly so they decided to leave that job &
move to some other city & the city is none other than..Mumbai..the city of Dream!!!

Also interesting thing is that they don't have enough money to even for food,one of his friend lost 400 Rs (Somebody stolen in train, now his pocket is torn off) Despite of all these, they didn't had any kinda fear in their mind.. They was looking like a BINDHAAAST..!!!
I am damn sure, once they will become of the great DON of mumbai...!!!

These story is resembles to one of the story of movie "Dus kahaniya"

interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.

8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people : "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and
Remember:

A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what makes you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which you feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on things that you really need.
F. After all it's your life, then why give others the chance to rule your life."

"No one can make you feel inferior without your permission, remember they are no better. "

aise apni wife ho...

Aise apni Wife ho....

5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho....
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Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
America, Calcutta ya Jamshedpur paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri 'Amrita' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "yaar, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.

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Kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
Aisi apni wife ho....